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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:37
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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No, not a chance
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They put up a sign reading
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...